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Sunday, June 29, 2025

June 2025 wrap up

 

In June 2025 I...

 

Played: Magic: the Gathering Arena (2018), Super Star Shooter (19??, 2025)

Got: none

Favourite: Arena


Read: Normal People, Kitchen, Dark Like Under, The Night Watchman, Shuggie Bain, Memory Piece, Never Let Me Go, Come and Get It, Intermezzo, Martyr!, Weather, If Nobody Speaks of Remarkable Things, Tell Me Everything, Belly Up, The People in the Trees, To Paradise, The Heart in Winter, Orfeo, The Kitchen God's Wife, The Goldfinch, The Girls, You Should Have Left

Got: The Girls, You Should Have Left, Tyll, The Director, Orfeo #21-25


Favourite: Weather, Belly Up, The Girls


Listened to (new): Porridge Radio, Michael Hurley, Molly Tuttle, JP Harris, Muireann Bradley, The Petersens, Jake Vaadeland, Beloe Zlato, Joe Wunderle, The Earls of Leicester, Hayden Pedigo, Willi Carlisle, Lucy Rose, The Castellows, La LOM

Got: nought

Favourite (new): Michael Hurley, JP Harris, Jake Vaadeland, La LOM


Final thoughts: none

Friday, May 30, 2025

May 2025 wrap up

In May 2025 I...

 

Played: Radiant Silvergun (1998, 2023), ESCHATOS (2015), Super Star Shooter (19??, 2025).

Got: Super Star Shooter (19??, 2025)

Favourite: none


Read: Weasels in the Attic, Eastbound, Einstein's Monsters, Cal, The Bear and the Paving Stone, The Premonition, Ballad of a Small Player, Heartwood, Under the Eye of Big Bird, The Pole, Flesh, Outline, Diary of the Void, Eastbound, The Violet Hour, The Dream Hotel, Perfection, The Guest, The Horse, You Dreamed of Empires, Every Day is For the Thief, Amsterdam, The Woman in the Purple Skirt, This is Amiko, do you Copy?, By The Sea, Topeka School, On the Calculation of Volume I and II, The Extinction of Irena Rey, Slow Boat, My Friends, Open City, Nipponia Nippon, The Physics of Sorrow, Mecca, The Tokyo Zodiac Murders, F,.

Got: Nipponia Nippon, Kitchen, Slow Boat


Favourite: Diary of the Void, The Guest, Ballad of a Small Player, The Pole, F.


Listened to (new): nought

Got: nought

Favourite (new): nought


Final thoughts: none

Wednesday, April 30, 2025

April 2025 wrap up

 

In April 2025 I....


Played: Raindrop Sprinters (2023), Dragon Ruins II (2025), Drainus (2022), The King's Dilemma (2023), Shenmue (1999, 2018), Radiant Silvergun (1998, 2023), ESCHATOS (2015).

Got: ESCHATOS (2015).

Favourite: Raindrop Sprinters, Shenmue.


Read: The Shards, Eurotrash, James, Headshot, The Hole, The Vulnerables, The North Light, All Fours, A Little Life, Asa: The Girl Who Turned into a Pair of Chopsticks, The Night of Baba Yaga, The Archive of Feelings, The Rain Before it Falls, Let me Tell You What I Mean, Gifted, The Factory (re-read), Butter, Cement Garden, First Love, Last Rites

Got: Headshot, The Hole, The North Light, The Vulnerables, Weasels in the Attic, F, Ballad of a Small Player, Goldfinch, Orfeo, Outline, Diary of the Void, Eastbound, Topeka School, Heart in Winter, Asa: The Girl Who Turned into a Pair of Chopsticks, The Night of Baba Yaga, The Archive of Feelings, Gifted, The Rain Before it Falls, Let me Tell You What I Mean, Martyr!, Weather, The People in the Trees, Belly Up, If Nobody Speaks of Remarkable Things, Tell Me Everything, On the Calculation of Volume I and II, The Night Watchman, Heartwood, The Violet Hour, The Dream Hotel, Under the Eye of Big Bird, Flesh, Perfection, Mecca, Butter, Dark Like Under, The Extinction of Irena Rey, The Guest, Come and Get It, My Friends, The Physics of Sorrow, Memory Piece, The Horse, Never Let Me Go, Normal People, The Bear and the Paving Stone, The Premonition, The Pole, The Tokyo Zodiac Murders, Shuggie Bain, Open City, You Dreamed of Empires, Every Day is For the Thief, Amsterdam, The Woman in the Purple Skirt, This is Amiko, do you Copy?

Favourite: The Shards, Eurotrash, Headshot, A Little Life, Butter


Listened to (new): nought

Got: nought

Favourite (new): nought


Final thoughts: none

Thursday, April 10, 2025

Darius, Metal Black, RayForce

Taito is one of the greats when it comes to arcade games. While the company still exists, it's debatable whether it still exists as it was. Above all, it was extremely important and prolific in quantity and quality, all the way from the original Space Invaders originators to the 1980s popular classics like Darius, Bubble Bobble, Elevator Action and Arkanoid, to the 1990s which, for me, was even their best period, if not the most popular, with dark horses like Space Invaders '90, Darius Gaiden and G-Darius, RayForce and Elevator Action Returns.

I'd like to go deeper into Darius in this post, leaning on the computer releases of Darius Cozmic Collection, as well G-Darius. The original Darius is an ominous beast. The beautiful effects on the backgrounds as well as the huge length of the monitor (originally a 3 screen wide monitor) gave it a momentous depth. Everything is slow and builds tension as you can see what's coming a mile away. To overset that, the Silver Hawk is quite slow and the firing rate slow. Upgrades are somewhat easy to get, but also easy to miss. Right from the start there's great use of the horizontal setting, giving or taking away height as well as hiding many surprise attacks in its walls. Bosses are gigantic but otherwise have fairly repetitive and simple patterns. In short, it's a very attractive game that plays like nothing else because of its length but, ultimately, is not sufficiently endearing mechanically.

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Darius Gaiden is all-action. It loses the brooding feel of the original and loads up the Silver Hawk with lots of powerups - there are main shot upgrades, but also missiles and shield. Upgrades come think and fast and death does not send you back to checkpoint like before. This contributes to the hectic feel as not only can you take quite a few shots before dying (due to the shield) but even when you die you get resurrected right away and usually with a load of powerups available to get you up to full strength quickly.

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The game is visually fantastic, making great use of Taito's celebrated F-3 arcade system (Elevator Action Returns, RayForce), which has a great use of colour and effects, including 3D effects. The backgrounds are mesmerizing and the bombs generate a similar effect to the screen shattering altered state effect in Metal Black. Surprisingly for a horizontal shooter, the environmental hazards only pop up about halfway through your journey, in the later stages - depending on the stage of course. This takes us to a common complaint of the series but that is a series characteristic and if it was any different it wouldn't be Darius - there are too many stages and a playthrough takes too long. The fact that there are too many is closely related to the feeling that, to a certain degree, they might be too similar. Bosses, as well, while visually striking, are usually quite boring being hard to kill because they can take a lot of damage but while usually having well telegraphed, simple, attacks.

Apart from the hypnotic, fever-dream feel of the game, the best and most unexpected aspects happen to be the enemies during the main levels, which have a great variety with many different attack patterns that always keep you on your toes, as well as the midlevel bosses (more like a harder enemy), which are usually unique and offer something different and challenging. As it is, this game is probably the most frenetic horizontal shooter I've played, that arms the player well and makes death comes thick and fast and thrives on chaos. There is nothing necessarily unique about the gameplay if not the eagerness to equip you quickly and fuel a triggerhappy state. In short, a visually enticing ride and a thrilling game. 

 

G-Darius is a crazy bastard. While technically not as hectic as Gaiden, it is in fact insanely hard and you'll be facing death often. As always, it's a statement piece, this time fully polygonal, perhaps the finest of the early horizontal polygonal shooters. This is a colourful and attractive game. The models are huge so space is particularly tight. The biggest change to gameplay is the capture system which is a brilliant thing, allowing you to recruit (almost) any enemy to fight alongside you to even the odds. The difficulty comes from the combination of relentless assault, slightly slower speed compared to Gaiden, as well as a big target. Due to the unshapely polygon designs and colourful backgrounds, it does also suffer from the cardinal sin of shmups: hard to see bullets.

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As a break from the usual in the series, the bosses here are not only impressive but now have very ingenious attacks and have finally grown to be the highlight of the game, not only visually, but mechanically as well. If anything, now the game has no downtime: from the first part of the stage when it's aggressive cannon fodder and environmental hazards, to the relentless midstage bosses that like to blast you two inches from the tip of the Silver Hawk's nose, to the end-stage bosses, it's nonstop action. As I said before, not as hectice as Gaiden because the speed is slower but with a lot more going on, and a lot more complex too.
Even if it is so punishing, it's still a load of fun, taking you back to another age and full of arcade spirit. Darius's finest hour. The computer edition is a luxury, with several versions including the HD remaster, but also the original and console versions as well as all alternate versions, a bonus boss rush mode with reimagined graphics in a dual screen as well as bonus features and all the QoL features imaginable. Just great. If you have any interest in arcade games this is as good as it gets in terms of arcade recreations on computer.

 

Metal Black is a visually impressive game particularly for its visual effects. Its gameplay is slightly unique in that it depends on constantly powering up the main laser via abundant powerups. It develops into a game of crowd control, learning when to deploy the laser at full power to keep the number of enemies in check and not be overwhelmed. The S-Tribute version suffers from the lack of analog control that makes it practically unplayable, even with extra help. A shame. In the end the game might be more interesting for its concept and set pieces (particularly the very memorable first level) than anything else. Perhaps one day a reissue of the arcade original will happen.

RayForce, RayStorm, RayCrisis are also visually impressive if for different reasons. The gimmick here is multilevel gameplay be it 2D or 3D. In particular the later 3D games go heavy on scripted setpieces, very similar to what Panzer Dragoon would be if it was a vertical shooter. The problem is judging distances and not to be overwhelmed by bullets and enemies coming at you from different dimensions. Thus they come off as somewhat dated but still good, solid arcade fun.

Sunday, March 30, 2025

March 2025 wrap-up

 

In March 2025 I....


Played: Drainus (2022), RIDE 4 (2020), The Sea Will Claim Everything (2016), Raioh (2023), Raindrop Sprinters (2023), Dragon Ruins II (2025)

Got: Dragon Ruins II (2025), Raioh (2023), Raindrop Sprinters (2023), RIDE 4 (2020).

Favourite: Raindrop Sprinters, Drainus. At present: Dragon Ruins II, Raindrop Sprinters.


Read: Memoirs Of A Mangy Lover, Groucho & Me, The Groucho Letters, The Essential Groucho; Terry Jones' Barbarians: An Alternative Roman History; Terry Jones' Medieval Lives; Valis, The Game Players of Titan, Solar Lottery, We Can Build You, Lies, Inc., The Man in the High Castle; The Factory; Tremor; Go Set a Watchman, The Shards.

Got: To Paradise; The American; The Factory; Motorcycles: Taschen; Classic Cars; The Shards; Go Set a Watchman; Tremor; James; Eurotrash; A Little Life; All Fours; Land Power; The Hole; Intermezzo.

Favourite: The Factory (new); Groucho & Me (re-read). At present: The Shards.


Listened to (new): nought

Got: nought

Favourite (new): nought


Final thoughts: none


Tuesday, March 4, 2025

Terry Jones' Barbarians (2006) and Terry Jones' Medieval Lives (2004)

 Oof. I admit to having had higher hopes for this one. Terry Jones is a favourite of mine. His illness and death was as keenly felt as if we were related. The topic in this one is tackling the sentiment that the view on barbarian peoples was slanted due to the domination and scorched earth policy of imperial Rome.

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It's over four episodes, which reflect the original TV series, on the Celts, the Goths, the Persians the Huns. Of course, this isn't a historical reference book - it's an accompanying book of a television programme, created and presented by a celebrated humourist. So, while some insights are interesting, this is very light entertainment and not deep. Some of the sub-topics on each of the peoples are as short as only a few paragraphs long.

Not being an historical reference book it does commit a couple of other deadly sins. The first is that in the effort to push away their self-perceived slant from Roman history, they went too far the other way, usually in a very simplistic, poorly referenced, manner. Perhaps it would lose its edge as an entertainment piece but the approach is less than scientific as the authors try to win the reader over how these peoples were actually a whole lot better than the Romans ever were. Strangely, while continuously pointing out that Romans and Catholics erased a lot of barbarians' written history, and how the Roman authors wrote inane or unfactual documents, more often than not they used those very same authors, particularly Julius Caesar and Plutarch as their reference.

The second sin is, even more unfortunate, the lack of historical context as many features are clearly looked at with modern eyes and in the modern context which, in a historical book (light entertainment or not) is simply inane. More disappointing is the lack of broad humour. As there are two authors signing on, it's not clear who wrote what. There are a few quips but it stops at that. This is, if anything, a real let-down. Most chapters include some sort of anecdotal evidence on some historical figure but it's mostly devoid of real interest - you'd be better served elsewhere if you were looking for deep knowledge.

As it is, the book is quite light reading and perhaps a prod to explore some of its issues in more in-depth books. Unfortunately there's little substance and quite an un-scientific approach with only the slightest hint of Terry's humour. In all, an unfortunate edition that perhaps would fare better on screen. 


The book on medieval times is somewhat similar. Now, there are eight episodes, each dedicated to a strata or occupation (Peasant, Monk, Damsel, Minstrel, Knight, Philosopher (Alchemist), Outlaw, King). Strangely despite this the book is almost one hundred pages shorter than the barbarians one. The premise is the same: they state that "medieval" like "barbaric" has a negative connotation and propose to give the reader a different view.

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However, and again, there's very little depth here, with anecdotes on historical figures like Chaucer, Robin Hood (?) and Henry VIII, and various trivia and tidbits - honestly, at times it reads like a "fun" book for young teens. The disappointment continues with the apparent lack of Terry's wit, while pretty much going through the same lack of references of the other book. While the barbarian book also tried to give a full scope western and eastern people, here the focus is very much anglocentric, thus becoming needlessly narrow, to almost razor-thin levels of knowledge.

In all, quite a disappointment.

Friday, February 28, 2025

Alan Partridge: Every Ruddy Word (2013)

 Ah-ha!

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Alan Partridge is the famous Steve Coogan character, now well over 30 years old but still popping out every couple of years with a special. Collected in this book are the complete scripts of the regular shows. Even though the character was born in The Day Today sketch show, only his standard Partridge shows are collected, from Knowning Me Knowing You and beyond.

As always with these books I'm amazed at how well written everything is, to the point it comes alive while playing in your head. Whether I remembered the episodes or not, it was always a thrill. This is particularly surprising considering the character, despite brilliant writers and directors contributing to it, as well as its co-stars, has always been a Coogan vehicle. Even so, it still shines on, you can hear his voice in your head, and, moreso, see his daft expression.

 This sort of humour is hard to describe, part mockumentary it predates The Office by about ten years (surprising to imagine this). It's the highly faulty hugely self-obsessed character comedy, perhaps leaning more into "ha-ha" than Gervais would later on. As it's such a long running character that, at the same time, accompanied Steve Coogan's rise from young comedian to Hollywood star, it's also a boon to be able to read back to where it all began and see how everything evolved until now.

I love script books, can't get enough of them. I'm more entertained than watching it on TV. I hope to find more!